Hello board !!!

[vapor]

...and ghosted what is it your period or some thing...don't rage on me plz...(sorry for the period thing...needed to be said)

(sits and waits patiently for ghosted's reply)

[Ghosted]

"you should pretend like you're a man and don't have any feelings, that way you have nothing to get hurt" - ghosted

sage advice
sage advice...

Ru is right. If you took the 5 minutes to actually look into the issue, like I said, you would see why the traditional ban/ip block won't work.

Answer these two questions:

How do you ban a GUID when the player has effectively infinite GUIDs?
How do you ban an IP when the player has effectively infinite IPs?

Aha! Get it?

Also, don't use 14 as an excuse. I'd killed my first Russian and bedded my first Swede by that age (while reading Dostoyevski ironically). Naive is ok, you're young. Making a continuous effort towards critical thought will fix that. Blindly hand waving solutions will not. Now you know the secret.

[WarDad71]

Had some GGs with you fine folk last night.

[ru_exp]

Also, don't use 14 as an excuse. I'd killed my first Russian and bedded my first Swede by that age (while reading Dostoyevski ironically).

I now have a new hero...the man who formerly referenced me as balkanizing. Vapor you're fired...again.

SWEET!!!

[Variasaber]

Trailboss, you're my new hero. Forget Batman
We're still going to keep up with the arguing despite that though

Lol.. Did you see my next post? Totally joking mate.

Maybe his timing for clicking the thread link was SO PERFECT that he got in after your first post and before your next post. Or maybe he clicked "Quote" before reading on, idk, I refuse to accept the idea that he is simply ignorant

Also, don't use 14 as an excuse. I'd killed my first Russian and bedded my first Swede by that age (while reading Dostoyevski ironically).

Aha, but had you brought down a totalitarian government in eastern Asia by then?
(17 here btw)

As for the people who responded to my... "solution"... (can't be bothered to quote you all )
I may have come up with that -- and it's not BS fake tech jargon, I actually do have some idea of what I'm talking about -- but... I don't know how to write the scripts for that, or a mod (I certainly hope you don't mean mutator) for it or anything. And I don't expect the admins or anyone to get on that right away, I'm just saying if it was possible and if it would work then if anyone who can do it, did it, that would be awesome. If I knew how to code that, I wouldn't have said anything, I would've just coded it and gave it to you guys. No point in any of that anymore though, Ghosted said FAILSAUCE has "potentially infinite IPs." I was under the impression that he had "potentially infinite GUIDs," all on one computer (and hence one IP).

If anyone has an idea to solve this problem, out with it.
I myself have never had a problem with FAILSAUCE, and I'm not sure whether I've been on the server at the same time as him or not. Thus, I don't really have a thorough understanding of the issue.
If you're still willing to listen to me though, listen to this. If he continues to harass everyone, despite multiple bans and being told to stop, you need to talk to the police. I'm pretty sure what he's doing is illegal. You should be able to get a restraining order for the server against him at least; and if he violates that, he can be arrested.

I'm out of this now though, I can't argue anymore and I see no point since I haven't experienced FAILSAUCE's harassment firsthand.
Welcome to the server Amazon, enjoy it as best you can, keep practicing, don't bot, and don't ragequit

I bid you all adieu, at this point I'd rather talk about some videos someone posted in another thread. See ya.

[WeedVulture]

lol. call the police. i love this thread, please dont lock it.

[Cornfed]

This discussion is now 6 pages long so I felt the need to condense it to make it easier to follow.

I cheated and I'm sorry <-- Amozon or the Grinch

I'm not good enough to be considered a hacker, you bastard! <-- ru_exp

I hate failsauce! <-- everyone

I've always been great <-- Vapor

ROFL at Vapor's comment <-- everyone

I usually play high on pain killers, am I doing good? <-- ru_exp

What the hell did Mudpuppet say? Lots of aimbotters here! <-- Variasaber

I hate snow! <-- Variasaber

Hackers should be banished to the outer planets forever <-- ru_exp

I hate snow! <-- Wardad

I've been playing this game since rimmer was in diapers! <-- Cintar

Hi! <-- rimmer

Botting made me play worse!? <-- Amozon

I hate snow! <-- rimmer and Harry Potter

I hate everyone! <-- weedvulture

fusion is racist <-- Belta

Why do we all hate failsauce? <--vivr

failsauce is bad, M'kay <-- rimmer

I hate failsauce! That bastard! <-- vivr

I hate snow/b./fail! Ban him! <-- Variasaber

Ban failsauce! Ban him! <-- Amozon

You're a paparazzi Amozon! <-- Belta

We're working on it rimmer! are you a retar*? <-- Ghosted

No, asshole! <-- rimmer

I saw you hacking again Amozon, you're banned! <-- Papa

J/K <-- Papa

ROFL <-- Everyone

I like failsauce, anyone know his match.com ID? <-- ru_exp

I know how to ban failsauce, block every IP on his continent! <-- Variasaber

WTF! <-- Everyone

Is this about Amozon botting or failsauce? <-- MudPuppet

? <-- Everyone

Is not fun on the server anymore, I'm going home! <-- Wardad

Amozon, maybe you should see a therapist about that guilty conscience? <-- Belta

Weed, you are such a dick.<-- ru_exp

What guilty conscience?<-- Amozon

Drama Queens! <-- Trailboss and everyone else

I'm 14 and I've hated fail since I was a yout. <-- rimmer

What do you mean I'm banned? <-- Amozon

ROFL<-- Everyone

[WeedVulture]

lmao cornfed.

[WarDad71]

+ rep to Corn

thread = win

[x-GAMBIT-x]

HAHA Corn
For any new readers to this thread just read Corn's post for a summary of this thread.

[Ghosted]

HAHA Corn
For any new readers to this thread just read Corn's post for a summary of this thread.

Should just remove all the pages and just keep Corn's summary.

[Variasaber]

Cornfed, you're my new hero (sorry Trailboss).

But I love snow

Your summary of my last post made me lol so hard And to think I was having a bad day. Thanks man And you were joking of course, but you have to admit, banning FAILSAUCE's whole continent would get the job done Let's just hope he's not in North America

EDIT: Oh, and when I said I was leaving the thread for good? I changed my mind. See text of .gif below.

[Ghosted]

Is it national hero day? If so then Ru is mine, but since I am his, then I am mine and he is his and if he is his who is mine who is his who is mine who is... oh no I think I've gone osscreyed.

[rimmer59]

Sorry about spazing...but it is mutally agreed...we hate b.snow/FAILSAUCE...ect. But it seems that after all this biccering we forgot who we are really going after...FAILSAUCE!!! Sorry for getting on your case Ghosted...seriosly man sorry...Who is my hero....um...VAPOR IS!!!

[Ghosted]

"you should pretend like you're a man and don't have any feelings, that way you have nothing to get hurt" - ghosted

sage advice
sage advice...