Do any of you Humans really like your Nose??

[KUDOS]

OK so I received criticism about my appearance....

Just a thought....have you ever taken a really serious look at your nose? Take a look at other people's noses this week. Isn't it a ridiculous appendage??

The more you look at noses the uglier they look. Nobody is happy with their nose which is why plastic surgeons are paid so much to alter them.

Would you really miss having to pick your nose, blocked sinuses, head colds, thick green snot, nasal hair?

Trust me....you would be better off without one.

To us, noses served no useful purpose so we genetically removed them and achieved a far more streamlined appearance.

If you really like your own nose, tell us why and give us a good laugh !!

[Dubya]

Yeah I like being able to taste my food.

[KUDOS]

Ahh yes, you enjoy being Carnivores.

[CTC-JimRimya]

My nose doesn't work much anymore, so maybe I'll remove it too. It just collects stuff that has to be removed from time to time, and it's a pain in the ass.

[KUDOS]

Interesting connectivity?...........Direct connection between your nose and your ass? Has some interesting connotations?
Please explain.

However, I did once hear of someone inadvertently playing a Patagonian Anal flute with their nose......well, how was he to know??

[Dubya]

Rofl!

[x-GAMBIT-x]

Yeah I like being able to taste my food.

How do you Taste your food with your Nose?

[CTC-JimRimya]

How do you Taste your food with your Nose?

Taste is directly linked with your sense of smell. Since Kudos' kind eats only liquefied grains, taste is not an issue for him. Hence, the lack of a nose.

[KUDOS]

He is right of course.

Try eating a really good steak with a month old, damp, smelly sock taped under your nose.

It would be like eating recycled Tavarian Slimewort past it's "smell by" date, which strangely is considered a delicacy on Vega 6.

Frankly, we prefer to absorb our nutrients by Osmosis.

Having to chew food is well....sooo primitive

[CTC-JimRimya]

Having to chew food is well....sooo primitive

Yes, I think Salchicha said it first: "Chewing is so gauche!"

[CTC-Salchicha]

While I did say that at one time or another, I usually use my nose to tickle the rear opening pucker as I make a meal of the button to the north.

I bet you can't do that noseless one.

[KUDOS]

Sal....now let's be honest...when you do that I imagine you don't know if you are cumming or going...

[KUDOS]

Sal....now let's be honest...when you do that I imagine you don't know if you are cumming or going...

Anyway, we can do things with our foreheads you could only dream of.

[McShagger]

Kudos doesnt have a nose because his own BO and especially his own farts are so repulsive that he had it surgically removed.

[KUDOS]

hmmmmmm