Carpal Tunnel Clan

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:


1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.


2. An old friend who once saved your life.


3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.


Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading.


This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able
to find your perfect mate again.



YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.....................


The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I
would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'


Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.


Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'


HOWEVER....., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.



God, I just love happy endings!

Another One...


The name's just Fred.....

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell
me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'


The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through
school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored
doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she
gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA
found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,
MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD because
of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'


The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

I would stop, give the car to my friend who saved my life and have him take the old lady to safety. I would ask for him to fill up my gas tank and return for me later. I would then sit there and introduce myself to the babe of my dreams. I would tell her that I was married but for survival sake we needed to keep warm or face hypothermia. The most effective way is too have prolonged strenuous Tantric Sex. I would explain that it would beneficial for me to teach her the Kama Sutra from the beginning. By the time we finished my friend would have returned with my car. I would ask him if he wanted to finish off the positions of the Kama Sutra with the lady he was sitting next to earlier. I would then use my cell phone to call the police to report lewd and lascivious behavior on the side of the road.

They would both be arrested but they would be in a dry safe place. Plus, I forgot to mentioned that my friend that saved my life slept with my ex from college.

I hold a grudge.

By the way, I am now a Managing Partner for the company.

I'd get some o' that wrinkle. Old ladies need secks. This is my final answer to the final countdown.

Oh, and morals and ethics are two different things. Decent story though.