Carpal Tunnel Clan

First, I would like to give big props to the person who posted the thingy about the Zombies and hax.

Hacked highway sign in Texas warns of British
LUBBOCK, Texas – A hacked electronic highway sign in northwestern Texas carried an international message not seen much in centuries on this side of the pond.

The sign Friday briefly flashed: "OMG The British R coming. They R watching you."

KCBD-TV reports the electronic sign was in a construction area in southwest Lubbock.

The Texas Department of Transportation says the mobile sign belongs to a contractor.

A statement from Austin Bridge & Road says someone "with a questionable sense of humor" accessed the password on the message board.

The company says its portable sign that was hacked has since been removed, since a permanent exit sign has now been installed, and locks have been added to the portable version.

No word yet on the culprits.

Did someone mention my name?

BTW the reason we Pleiadians use a British accent is because it was the first useful language of your Planet we received.

The other prevalent version is your "Amglish or Engerican" variant which bears little or no similarity to the original foundation language.

This probably accounts for the terrible spelling and complete lack of grammar we witness in speech and the written word on your internet.

My mission is simple, to visit with your strange little blue and green planet at the edge of your Milky Way (strange that you named it after a candy bar) and establish whether the Humans have any worthwhile contribution to to make to the Galactic Federation.

If you manage not to destroy yourselves and your planet over the next century and realize that the entire Universe doesn't revolve around you...then just maybe we may allow you to explore beyond your Solar System....but that is really doubtful.

The best alternative for us is to continue to plan for your Planet's demolition in 2012 to make way for the new Intergalactic Highway as there seems little purpose in making alternative arrangements.

Our report, so far, is:
Mostly Harmless - Waring Planet with intent upon self destruction. Convinced they are the only "Intelligent Life Forms in the entire Universe"
(Note the hysterical Laughter !!)

Observations:
This species has serious delusions of grandeur. They believe they have something of value to bring to the rest of the Universe. What they offer us is War, destruction and rudimentary animal greed. As a Planetary "seeding program" I suggest that this was a failure despite the fact that we have satisfactorily kept them in ignorance of their heritage and their method of genetic Creation.

Recommendation:
Termination of this experiment, or allow them to destroy themselves either through Nuclear War or pollution.
Either way, they are unlikely to transcend beyond the animal residual component remaining from our genetic intervention.

..........MESSAGE ENDS................

My real name is Arthur Dent and I will lay down in the street to stop the bulldozers.

DON'T PANIC

In large friendly letters

Don't forget a towel and several packets of pea nuts

Oh, and of course "The Hitchhiker's Guide"

And you thought it was just a Movie....don't say we didn't try to warn you !!!!!

We sent you messages, Crop Circles, Movies and the Mayan Calendar !!....what more do you want ??

Shit, I forgot my towel!
You've inspired me to change my avatar!

Happy to oblige