Carpal Tunnel Clan

Ok little buddy. You talked your smack last night... now it's my turn. I break it down into words that even you can understand.

'B' to the 'E' to the 'A' to the 'N';
Have a seat, take a ride as the show just begins.

Step up to the Bean, and you know you'll get nailed;
Turn around, pack your bags, you're about to set sail.

For fail little friend, this is what it's all about;
Can't fade Mr. Bean, 'cause I lay the suckas out.

BOOOOOMYOW!!!
Checkity check yo self before your Shrek yo self!

Shrek is not at all pleased with your challenge Bean. He told me that in no way will anyone one-up him, either in battle or rapping. Shrek is a master rapper and has developed the following anthem to strike fear in the heart of the enemy before battle:

They call him General Shrek
'Cause he likes really big deck
It won't be long
Before he grabs your schlong
And wraps it around his neck!

Scared? I would be too. Get ready to Feel the Fail, especially in your crotch!

Dont get global banned by Shrekster. Hell head shot you in a game and at the same time a little blue menu will come up "you have been globally banned" and it will have Shrek's signature at the bottom!

*Ahem*

Check 1, 2
Check 1, 2
*clears throat*
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Rap sucks! Rap sucks!
Yall heard me
better not throw a turd at me
Rap sucks!

how do u like them apples?

awww shrek your still my boy blue