Attention Shrek

[Mr Bean]

Ok little buddy. You talked your smack last night... now it's my turn. I break it down into words that even you can understand.

'B' to the 'E' to the 'A' to the 'N';
Have a seat, take a ride as the show just begins.

Step up to the Bean, and you know you'll get nailed;
Turn around, pack your bags, you're about to set sail.

For fail little friend, this is what it's all about;
Can't fade Mr. Bean, 'cause I lay the suckas out.

BOOOOOMYOW!!!
Checkity check yo self before your Shrek yo self!

[badasp]

Shrek is not at all pleased with your challenge Bean. He told me that in no way will anyone one-up him, either in battle or rapping. Shrek is a master rapper and has developed the following anthem to strike fear in the heart of the enemy before battle:

They call him General Shrek
'Cause he likes really big deck
It won't be long
Before he grabs your schlong
And wraps it around his neck!

Scared? I would be too. Get ready to Feel the Fail, especially in your crotch!

[BONUS]

Dont get global banned by Shrekster. Hell head shot you in a game and at the same time a little blue menu will come up "you have been globally banned" and it will have Shrek's signature at the bottom!

[v0idNull]

»LolY«

[Dubya]

*Ahem*

Check 1, 2
Check 1, 2
*clears throat*
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Rap sucks! Rap sucks!
Yall heard me
better not throw a turd at me
Rap sucks!

how do u like them apples?

[ICEMAN]

awww shrek your still my boy blue