Dude...

[Zeus]

So two out of two nights, Patron Silver and I have bitch slapped the competition. My buddies, Johnny and Steven, John first, and Steve tonight, have both barfed their guts out when faced with shots of Patron and pineapple juice chasers. Shot for shot, I have come out victorious! haaaahhhAaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Round 9 was the great equalizer...Sylvester StalOWNED. Steve even pissed all over my toilet seat...lol WTF?!

[SMR]

Why does it sound like you joined a fraternity?

[Zeus]

Because I've been in Iraq for the past year, totally separated from anything fun at all. I've gotta make up all the time somehow.